Monday, June 2, 2008

This Should Have Been The Real Video



Funniest thing on Youtube right now!

Philly Homes

Today I found out I'll be moving to Philly fo sho. The first thing I did was call my supervisor, Phoebe, and told her what was going on. She was happy to know that I'll actually be leaving, so was Mr. Ashley. I made a couple more calls and then I realized I needed to find a place to live and so I started looking on Craigslist. I found a cool little sublet near Penn and it's near all the action and stuff. I bought a ticket for the train, I figure I could take all my stuff and my bike a lot cheaper than on the plane. So I think I'm ready to leave.
Some other good stuff also happened. I found out Erin is leaving Mozza so that she can follow her dream of being the most spontaneous person I know. Katrina and I went to Ching Chong Chinatown and we ate at Yang Chow. I guess they're filming "Crank 2" and so there were tons of trucks and starwagons around. When we into the restaurant there was a wrap party for a new movie and so they had to sit us in the back room. The back room means we get really bad service. Overall dinner was pretty horrible. While on the metro on the way home we had the craziest ride. First there was a lady that had a bad case of the crazies, she laughed for about 12 stops, I think she peed on herself. Two trannies were trying to pick up some guys and one of them almost fell. Towards the end of the ride one of the trannies was mad dogging Katrina and was making stank faces, Katrina was scared because she told me "Walk behind me in case that bitch goes crazy". Nothing happened.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

WELCOME BACK ERWIN!

I'm bringing my blog back.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

As We Go On We'll Remember...

Congratulations to everyone graduating this year, especially:

Lupe a.k.a. Peques, Mount Everest: I'm glad you're out of UCLA cause I HATE driving out there to visit you and your friends. I'm glad you have grown into a more advanced version of me, I was the first music snob! I am also happy that we have remained friends for so long given that you hated me in middle school and you didn't even like it when I would eat lunch with you guys. Someday you'll want to have lunch at my table and I will say "NO, go find Amanda Sorenson or Juventina"



Toni: I am dissappointed in your decision to take a step and not be a co-lead singer in the group. It's okay though we will now both be in the back as "support" for a real star. I am glad that I have you to share my encyclopedia like knowledge of useless information, you can someday show someone where to buy DJ equipment. I am also happy my sister now recognizes you as her sister. I hope that you know that I am more than willing to go to Pinkberry and Broadway Pizza or even the thrift store anytime. Also we can become experts in catching people in there lies. Hope you can bring Mykel and me breakfast next year.


Natalie a.k.a my second favorite sister: I am sorry that i worked at Poly all four years and I am also sorry that we had all the same teachers. Now that you are out of school we can be horrible kids and be really mean to our parents together. We can hide the remote control, we can leave the doors open, we can not drinks our juices in the morning...wait we already do that. I am glad that you aren't going to San Diego because you can still work at Jamba Juice and Coldstone's and give me free stuff. Natalie, I want you to know that when we get along we can do great things and when we don't get along we are very weak. Together we can take over the world! or at least the house. ps i tried to make you look skinny but i couldn't.

I'm Hot Like A Pot


I'm tired of hearing "This Is Why I'm Hot" but I still want to hear that amazing beat, what do I do? Well, how about listening to the "This Is Why I'm Hot (Girl Version). Chenelle, the next Rihanna, is the lyricsist and she kind of sucks. The song is still pretty good.





My Pet Monster

I don't know or care what was going on a couple weeks ago on "The View", all i know is that Rosie O'Donnell is annoying. I would like to create a miniture Rosie and have it as a pet though. She would be really cute and fuzzy, like a puppy. I would walk her in the park and have her play with other pets and stuff. But if she ever pisses on my bed I will find a way to send her to the pound and someone could adopt her. I dont want my bed to smell like pee.

Dave Chappelle's Dream Come True



Remember on The Chappelle Show when John Mayer represented for White People? How about when Kanye was on it? Who would have known that they would become best friends and make one of the sweetest/bitter songs ever. Well they did, and it's pretty good. I heard that this song was supposed to be on Late Registration but they finished it too late, it won't be on Graduation. This is probably one of the only places you'll find the song. That's right suckas!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/2209888ecfa755/]bittersweet.mp3

copy and paste the link or click it, it's a democracy.