My Pet Monster

I don't know or care what was going on a couple weeks ago on "The View", all i know is that Rosie O'Donnell is annoying. I would like to create a miniture Rosie and have it as a pet though. She would be really cute and fuzzy, like a puppy. I would walk her in the park and have her play with other pets and stuff. But if she ever pisses on my bed I will find a way to send her to the pound and someone could adopt her. I dont want my bed to smell like pee.